Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.
Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
A: Dino-sore!
Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
A: Two dinosaurs!
Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Q: What's better than a talking dinosaur?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
Q: Which dinosaur slept all day?
A: The dino-snore!
Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!
Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus!
Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
A: The Terror-dactyl!
Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?
A: A Tricera-hops!
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A: Jurassic Pork!
Q: What family does Maiasaur belong to?
A: I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
A: A Stegosau-rust!
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw!
Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?
A: A dino-sewer!
Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
A: Rep. Tile!
Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore!
Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things?
A: At a dino-store!
Q: How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
A: With Tyrannosaurus checks!
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: What is an Iguanodon's favorite playground toy?
A: A dino-see-saur!
Q: What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A: A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur?
A: As fur as you can get!
Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook!
Q: What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
A: Baby dinosaurs!
Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box?
A: One. After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Q: How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator?
A: The door won't close!
Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?
A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur!
Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it's not raining!
Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
A: Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth?
A: A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur?
A: Cheer him up!
Q: Why don't dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!
Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
A: Anything she wants!
Q: What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
A: The strawberry is red!
Q: Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
A: So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
A: Strawberry jam!
Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!
Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Q: What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
A: More than the dinosaur!
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!
Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down?
A: In the dark!
Q: Where do dinosaurs get their mail?
A: At the dead-letter office!
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
A: Out of the way!
Q: What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur?
A: Long distance!
Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can't afford new ones!
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!
Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch?
A: That depends on how fast you carry it!
Antal: I wish I had enough money to buy a dinosaur.
Donald: What would you do with a dinosaur?
Antal: Who wants a dinosaur? I just want the money!
Elias: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Donald: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
Elias: What good would that do, she can't read!
Q: What happened when the dinosaur took the train home?
A: She had to bring it back!
Q: How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?
A: Your nose hits the ceiling!
Q: Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean?
A: Because there was something fishy about it!
Q: What do you call a Stegoceras with one leg?
A: Eileen (I lean)!
Mother: Why are you crying?
Daughter: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother.
Mother: That's no reason to cry.
Daughter: Yes it is! No one would trade me!
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